luv it when U call me big pasta

(Source: harrychronnickjr, via jphani)


reasons why you should date me

  • i’ll make you a sandwich

  • i have amazing taste in music

  • i’m too ugly to cheat

  • i have no friends so i can spend lots of time with you

  • i have netflix

(via pizza)


i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via epic-humor)


have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

(via jphani)

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